Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i came on her dog
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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