We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i've created a new STD.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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