it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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