normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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