So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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