I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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