Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm just crazy horny about you
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
