We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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