found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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