At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
