Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
