I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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