You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
