He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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