Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
foreskin is a definite game changer
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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