are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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