She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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