he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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