Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I touched a dick in church today
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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