this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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