Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
