I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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