Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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