thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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