You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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