This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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