She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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