So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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