But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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