Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Randomize
