I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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