In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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