I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Two words: blizzard sex
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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