all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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