Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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