Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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