Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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