It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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