Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
