if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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