just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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