yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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