A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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