my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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