I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
