scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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