I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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