i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so explain again why im purple
no
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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