My balls are so social today.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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