It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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